Come get your 1st Half Report Cards!

You have to love the NFL. You really just don’t know from one season to the next…or sometimes from one week to the next…who teams are going to stack up once they get on the field. What we have done here at TINO this week is compiled report cards for certain categories determined on how they rank in the league by some stat categories. Doing this reminded me of being a first grader in Azusa, California walking home from school. The kid I was walking with was all stressed out about what his Mom would do when she seen his report card. My mind worked quickly to come to the solution of hiding it under a car tire where she would never find it. Mom frowned on it, I denied being involved.St. Louis Rams and Miami Dolphins, go out to the parking lot and pick a car.

Here are some links that break them down by division. Check them out, at least stop by to say hey to the ladies in each post.

AFC East

AFC West

AFC North

AFC South

NFC East

NFC West

NFC North

NFC South

In honor of report card week, we have the Hot for teacher video by Van Halen…

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NFC South 1st Half Report Card

We are a 1/2 way through the season and many teams have not performed
as planned. We have decided that report cards should be sent out. Some
fans will be happy to see how their teams stack up. Some would like to
use the genius plan I gave a kid walking home with me in the first
grade…hide it underneath a car tire where your Mom will never find it.
Grades are determined by where they rank in the league in each
category. Feel free to praise or scold teams in the comment section
below. Check out the other divisions as well.

Offense
Points Per Game:

First Half=C
First Quarter=C

Passing Yards:

First Half=C
First Quarter=D+

Rushing Yards:

First Half=C
First Quarter=B

Defense
Points Allowed:

First Half=A
First Quarter= A

Yards Per Game:

First Half=B+
First Quarter=B+

Comments: The Bucs have returned to their expected performance on defense. They hold on to a lead in their division but sick days are hurting in rushing class.
The rest of the teams…

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NFC West 1st Half Report Card

We are a 1/2 way through the season and many teams have not performed
as planned. We have decided that report cards should be sent out. Some
fans will be happy to see how their teams stack up. Some would like to
use the genius plan I gave a kid walking home with me in the first
grade…hide it underneath a car tire where your Mom will never find it.
Grades are determined by where they rank in the league in each
category. Feel free to praise or scold teams in the comment section
below. Check out the other divisions as well.

Offense

Points Per Game:

First Half=C+
First Quarter=B-

Passing Yards:

First Half=B
First Quarter=B

Rushing Yards:

First Half=D+
First Quarter=C

Defense
Points Allowed:

First Half=B+
First Quarter= B+

Yards Per Game:

First Half=C
First Quarter=C

Comments: The Seahawks have not really done anything to improve on their first quarter performance. grades are dropping on offense and the only thing that makes them stand out in their division is the poor performance of the other kids in their class.
The rest of the teams…

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NFC North 1st Half Report Card

We are a 1/2 way through the season and many teams have not performed
as planned. We have decided that report cards should be sent out. Some
fans will be happy to see how their teams stack up. Some would like to
use the genius plan I gave a kid walking home with me in the first
grade…hide it underneath a car tire where your Mom will never find it.
Grades are determined by where they rank in the league in each
category. Feel free to praise or scold teams in the comment section
below. Check out the other divisions as well.

Offense

Points Per Game:

First Half=B
First Quarter=B

Passing Yards:

First Half=A
First Quarter=A

Rushing Yards:

First Half=F
First Quarter=F

Defense
Points Allowed:

First Half=B
First Quarter= B

Yards Per Game:

First Half=B-
First Quarter=D+

Comments: The Packers are excelling in their classes but are neglecting run class. Passing has been able to compensate for it up to this point but it isn’t known that it can do so all year. Improvement in yards allowed per game helps as well.
The rest of the teams…

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NFC East 1st Half Report Card

We are a 1/2 way through the season and many teams have not performed
as planned. We have decided that report cards should be sent out. Some
fans will be happy to see how their teams stack up. Some would like to
use the genius plan I gave a kid walking home with me in the first
grade…hide it underneath a car tire where your Mom will never find it.
Grades are determined by where they rank in the league in each
category. Feel free to praise or scold teams in the comment section
below. Check out the other divisions as well.

Offense

Points Per Game:

First Half=A
First Quarter=A

Passing Yards:

First Half=A
First Quarter=A

Rushing Yards:

First Half=B
First Quarter=B+

Defense
Points Allowed:

First Half=C
First Quarter= B-

Yards Per Game:

First Half=B
First Quarter=C

Comments: The Cowboys were the kid that were really good playing on the playground with their friends (NFC) but were not so good when suiting up for the school team (vs. Pats). They are still toward the top of the class in most areas.
The rest of the teams…

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AFC South 1st Half Report Card

We are a 1/2 way through the season and many teams have not performed
as planned. We have decided that report cards should be sent out. Some
fans will be happy to see how their teams stack up. Some would like to
use the genius plan I gave a kid walking home with me in the first
grade…hide it underneath a car tire where your Mom will never find it.
Grades are determined by where they rank in the league in each
category. Feel free to praise or scold teams in the comment section
below. Check out the other divisions as well.

Offense

Points Per Game:

First Half=A
First Quarter=A

Passing Yards:

First Half=B
First Quarter=B+

Rushing Yards:

First Half=B
First Quarter=B

Defense
Points Allowed:

First Half=A
First Quarter= C+

Yards Per Game:

First Half=B+
First Quarter=B

Comments: The Colts were in a school yard fight with the Patriots and lost. They had the chance to be the hero and were looked up to by many to be the one to stop the bully. Word is in Gym class that they are looking forward to getting another chance at the end of the year.
The rest of the teams…

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AFC West 1st Half Report Card

We are a 1/2 way through the season and many teams have not performed as planned. We have decided that reports cards should be sent out. Some fans will be happy to see how their teams stack up. Some would like to use the genius plan I gave a kid walking home with me in the first grade…hide it underneath a car tire where your Mom will never find it. Grades are determined by where they rank in the league in each category. Feel free to praise or scold teams in the comment section below. Check out the other divisions as well.

Offense

Points Per Game:

First Half=B
First Quarter=D+

Passing Yards:

First Half=C
First Quarter=C-

Rushing Yards:

First Half=C+
First Quarter=D+

Defense

Points Allowed:

First Half=C
First Quarter=D

Yards Per Game:

First Half=D
First Quarter=D-
Comments: The Chargers have improved slightly in all of their classes. The biggest improvement, which helps get the W’s, is in points per game. They need to continue to stay on task if there is going to be any chance of a post season.

The rest of the teams…

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