When Chicago Bears Fans Attack

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Talk about a serious armchair QB who can’t manage the game.  I don’t know if he is mixing up his remote with his Wii or what.  The thing we do know is that the Bears lost because his cousin/roomate lost the batteries to his remote.

A Porter man told police his cousin became so mad when the Chicago Bears lost Monday night that George King, also his roommate, attacked him with a baseball bat.

The 39-year-old victim said King started slapping his face and the side of his head after the football team lost. The victim retreated to his bedroom, and King allegedly followed while yelling about the remote control’s batteries being missing. According to the police report, King, 32, repeatedly punched his cousin in the head.

King was arrested around midnight Monday for battery.

Get it?  He was arrested for BATTERY!  People crack me up.

Source: Sun Times

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Testimonials:Cal from 40 Year-Old Virgin

In my efforts to get the word out there on TINO Sports Page I have decided to turn to Celebrity Testimonials. I’m hoping that some of the words from these stars and their thoughts on TINO and their time here can influence some of those readers out there to spend time at The Sports Page.

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Cal from 40 Year-Old Virgin: 

He’s a really nice guy and all but I’m pretty sure that he is a serial murderer.

Testimonials: Tony Soprano

In my efforts to get the word out there on TINO Sports Page I have decided to turn to Celebrity Testimonials. I’m hoping that some of the words from these stars and their thoughts on TINO and their time here can influence some of those readers out there to spend time at The Sports Page.

Tony Soprano:

How ’bout the fact that I hate TINO? I come home, he’s
sittin’ on the computer in his underwear…wastin’ his time in some
chitchat room goin’ back an’ forth with some other f**kin’ jerkoff…
gigglin’ like a little school girl. I wanna f**kin’ smash his f**kin’
face in.

I think he f**kin’ despises me! Pretty obvious…wants ta see me dead.

Least my father was out front about what was botherin’ him.

Mike Vick’s Cellmate

Our society prevents us from punishing some criminals in the ways that we would like. In some ways though we can ironically make the punishment fit the crime.

CAN YOU DIGG IT!?!?—-> 

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This is how Ricky Williams Persuaded Goodell

Some wonder how Ricky Williams was given yet another chance to return to the NFL. It’s a shame that Ricky’s return didn’t last even a full game. TINO Sports Page has uncovered an exclusive as to how Ricky was able to persuade The Iron Commish in the first place. Now whose character is in question?

Props to Fightlinker for the comic generator source and video find.

CAN YOU DIGG IT!?!?!——>

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Who in the hell do I start?

Week one of the fantasy football season is behind us. Frustration sets in as those that were supposed to perform did not and some of those that were not supposed to did. Below is rare video footage of this frustration in action as There is NO offseason member, Bluewolf, gets the lowest score in our IDP Dynasty league.

Starting in week two we would like to start “Who in the hell do I start?” a a weekly segment. Please join in if you have a “Who in the hell do I start?” question or an answer for someone that posted.

Even if you don’t go with the answer it’s nice to get the opinion of other. If your considering it your already second guessing your gut anyway. Throw a question or answer down in the comment box below.

Vick, al-Qaeda, and Microwave testing.

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This just keeps getting better. Michael Vick is stealing Pit Bulls and fighting them (which they would be useless unless this guy had bred and trained them to fight) for money to buy missiles from Iran and he is hiding Bin Laden in some small house in Virginia apparently as he has pledged his allegiance to al-Qaeda. This explains the whole airport incident.

This guy is a nut job or he is pretty damn funny. Either way, I hope Vick has to pay him the $63 Billion Dollars.

Here are some of my favorite quotes from the hand written lawsuit. pdf file can be read HERE.

“Michael Vick subjected me to microwave testing.”
“Michael Vick used drugs in school zones.”
“Michael Vick has to stop physically hurting my feelings and dashing my hopes.”

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