Talk about a serious armchair QB who can’t manage the game. I don’t know if he is mixing up his remote with his Wii or what. The thing we do know is that the Bears lost because his cousin/roomate lost the batteries to his remote.
A Porter man told police his cousin became so mad when the Chicago Bears lost Monday night that George King, also his roommate, attacked him with a baseball bat.
The 39-year-old victim said King started slapping his face and the side of his head after the football team lost. The victim retreated to his bedroom, and King allegedly followed while yelling about the remote control’s batteries being missing. According to the police report, King, 32, repeatedly punched his cousin in the head.
King was arrested around midnight Monday for battery.
Get it? He was arrested for BATTERY! People crack me up.
Source: Sun Times