NFC West 1st Half Report Card

We are a 1/2 way through the season and many teams have not performed
as planned. We have decided that report cards should be sent out. Some
fans will be happy to see how their teams stack up. Some would like to
use the genius plan I gave a kid walking home with me in the first
grade…hide it underneath a car tire where your Mom will never find it.
Grades are determined by where they rank in the league in each
category. Feel free to praise or scold teams in the comment section
below. Check out the other divisions as well.

Offense

Points Per Game:

First Half=C+
First Quarter=B-

Passing Yards:

First Half=B
First Quarter=B

Rushing Yards:

First Half=D+
First Quarter=C

Defense
Points Allowed:

First Half=B+
First Quarter= B+

Yards Per Game:

First Half=C
First Quarter=C

Comments: The Seahawks have not really done anything to improve on their first quarter performance. grades are dropping on offense and the only thing that makes them stand out in their division is the poor performance of the other kids in their class.
The rest of the teams…

Offense

Points Per Game:

First Half=C
First Quarter=C+

Passing Yards:

First Half=C+
First Quarter=B-

Rushing Yards:

First Half=D+
First Quarter=C

Defense
Points Allowed:

First Half=C
First Quarter= C+

Yards Per Game:
First Half=B
First Quarter=B
Comments: The Cardinals are dropping in almost all areas. There is a chance that it can be attributed to hanging out with the older kids and doing drugs.

Offense

Points Per Game:

First Half=F
First Quarter=F

Passing Yards:

First Half=F
First Quarter=F

Rushing Yards:
First Half=D
First Quarter=C
Defense
Points Allowed:

First Half=D+
First Quarter= C

Yards Per Game:
First Half=C
First Quarter=B-
Comments: We are very disappointed in the Niners performance. After a nice start they have been sleeping in class. At this point we do not know that there is anything they can do to pass this year.

Offense

Points Per Game:

First Half=F
First Quarter=F

Passing Yards:

First Half=C
First Quarter=D

Rushing Yards:

First Half=F
First Quarter=D+
Defense
Points Allowed:

First Half=D-
First Quarter= D

Yards Per Game:
First Half=C
First Quarter=B
Comments: The Rams are an example of what sick days and not working up to your potential results in. They are in a race for being the worst kid in school. There is little chance for them to finish even in the middle of the class this year (shaking my head in disgust).

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