NFC South 1st Half Report Card

We are a 1/2 way through the season and many teams have not performed
as planned. We have decided that report cards should be sent out. Some
fans will be happy to see how their teams stack up. Some would like to
use the genius plan I gave a kid walking home with me in the first
grade…hide it underneath a car tire where your Mom will never find it.
Grades are determined by where they rank in the league in each
category. Feel free to praise or scold teams in the comment section
below. Check out the other divisions as well.

Offense
Points Per Game:

First Half=C
First Quarter=C

Passing Yards:

First Half=C
First Quarter=D+

Rushing Yards:

First Half=C
First Quarter=B

Defense
Points Allowed:

First Half=A
First Quarter= A

Yards Per Game:

First Half=B+
First Quarter=B+

Comments: The Bucs have returned to their expected performance on defense. They hold on to a lead in their division but sick days are hurting in rushing class.
The rest of the teams…

Offense

Points Per Game:

First Half=B-
First Quarter=F

Passing Yards:

First Half=A
First Quarter=C

Rushing Yards:

First Half=D+
First Quarter=F

Defense
Points Allowed:

First Half=D+
First Quarter= F

Yards Per Game:

First Half=C-
First Quarter=D
Comments: The Saints split their time as class clown and sleeping in the first quarter of the season. They are improved in all areas and somehow find themselves were they can come to the top of the class in their division.

Offense

Points Per Game:

First Half=D
First Quarter=C

Passing Yards:

First Half=D-
First Quarter=D+

Rushing Yards:

First Half=B-
First Quarter=B-
Defense
Points Allowed:

First Half=C
First Quarter= C

Yards Per Game:

First Half=C+
First Quarter=C
Comments: At this point the Panthers are not doing anything to distinguish themselves from the rest of the class. They seem content to perform average or below in most areas.

Offense

Points Per Game:

First Half=F
First Quarter=D-

Passing Yards:

First Half=C
First Quarter=C+

Rushing Yards:

First Half=C
First Quarter=C-
Defense
Points Allowed:

First Half=C
First Quarter= C+

Yards Per Game:

First Half=C
First Quarter=B-
Comments: The Falcons, believe it or not, are performing above expectations by being average. Most grades are dropping and things do not look well for them if they cannot apply themselves more.

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