NFC East 1st Half Report Card

We are a 1/2 way through the season and many teams have not performed
as planned. We have decided that report cards should be sent out. Some
fans will be happy to see how their teams stack up. Some would like to
use the genius plan I gave a kid walking home with me in the first
grade…hide it underneath a car tire where your Mom will never find it.
Grades are determined by where they rank in the league in each
category. Feel free to praise or scold teams in the comment section
below. Check out the other divisions as well.

Offense

Points Per Game:

First Half=A
First Quarter=A

Passing Yards:

First Half=A
First Quarter=A

Rushing Yards:

First Half=B
First Quarter=B+

Defense
Points Allowed:

First Half=C
First Quarter= B-

Yards Per Game:

First Half=B
First Quarter=C

Comments: The Cowboys were the kid that were really good playing on the playground with their friends (NFC) but were not so good when suiting up for the school team (vs. Pats). They are still toward the top of the class in most areas.
The rest of the teams…

Offense

Points Per Game:

First Half=B+
First Quarter=B-

Passing Yards:

First Half=C
First Quarter=C

Rushing Yards:
First Half=B+
First Quarter=C

Defense
Points Allowed:

First Half=C+
First Quarter= D+

Yards Per Game:
First Half=B
First Quarter=C+
Comments: The Giants have made strides in all areas except passing yards. They have been quiet in class but we could see them start making noise as we move closer to the end

of the year.
Offense

Points Per Game:

First Half=C
First Quarter=C-

Passing Yards:

First Half=D
First Quarter=C-

Rushing Yards:

First Half=B
First Quarter=B
Defense
Points Allowed:

First Half=C
First Quarter= B

Yards Per Game:

First Half=B
First Quarter=C+
Comments: The Skins are struggling to find who they are. They are dropping in more areas than they are improving but still have good enough grades to keep up.

Offense

Points Per Game:

First Half=C
First Quarter=C

Passing Yards:

First Half=B-
First Quarter=C

Rushing Yards:

First Half=C+
First Quarter=B-
Defense

Points Allowed:

First Half=B-
First Quarter= B-

Yards Per Game:
First Half=B-
First Quarter=C
Comments: What are we to make of the Eagles? While one grade may go up another falls. At this rate the Eagles are not distinguishing themselves from the rest of the class. There may be drug issues.

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