AFC South 1st Half Report Card

We are a 1/2 way through the season and many teams have not performed
as planned. We have decided that report cards should be sent out. Some
fans will be happy to see how their teams stack up. Some would like to
use the genius plan I gave a kid walking home with me in the first
grade…hide it underneath a car tire where your Mom will never find it.
Grades are determined by where they rank in the league in each
category. Feel free to praise or scold teams in the comment section
below. Check out the other divisions as well.

Offense

Points Per Game:

First Half=A
First Quarter=A

Passing Yards:

First Half=B
First Quarter=B+

Rushing Yards:

First Half=B
First Quarter=B

Defense
Points Allowed:

First Half=A
First Quarter= C+

Yards Per Game:

First Half=B+
First Quarter=B

Comments: The Colts were in a school yard fight with the Patriots and lost. They had the chance to be the hero and were looked up to by many to be the one to stop the bully. Word is in Gym class that they are looking forward to getting another chance at the end of the year.
The rest of the teams…

Offense

Points Per Game:

First Half=C
First Quarter=C+

Passing Yards:

First Half=F
First Quarter=F

Rushing Yards:
First Half=A
First Quarter=A

Defense
Points Allowed:

First Half=A
First Quarter= B

Yards Per Game:
First Half=A
First Quarter=D+
Comments: The Titans are close to the Colts in the division despite failing passing class. They must bring that part of their game up to be considered the top of the class in the South. The run game and defense are tops.

Offense
Points Per Game:

First Half=C
First Quarter=D

Passing Yards:

First Half=D
First Quarter=C-

Rushing Yards:

First Half=B+
First Quarter=C+
Defense
Points Allowed:

First Half=B
First Quarter= A

Yards Per Game:
First Half=D+
First Quarter=A
Comments: Sick days are hurting the Jags in passing class. The defense also seems to be wandering aimlessly this last quarter when it comes to giving up yards. They will have to regain focus in some areas to compete.

Offense

Points Per Game:

First Half=B-
First Quarter=B

Passing Yards:

First Half=B+
First Quarter=B

Rushing Yards:
First Half=D-
First Quarter=D+
Defense
Points Allowed:

First Half=D
First Quarter= C+

Yards Per Game:
First Half=C
First Quarter=C-
Comments: Over achievers in the first quarter the Texans are having trouble keeping up with the rest of the class. They showed promise but are struggling. They need to apply themselves to make themselves stand out.

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