AFC North 1st Half Report Card

We are a 1/2 way through the season and many teams have not performed
as planned. We have decided that report cards should be sent out. Some
fans will be happy to see how their teams stack up. Some would like to
use the genius plan I gave a kid walking home with me in the first
grade…hide it underneath a car tire where your Mom will never find it.
Grades are determined by where they rank in the league in each
category. Feel free to praise or scold teams in the comment section
below. Check out the other divisions as well.

First quarter AFC North grades can be found HERE.

Offense

Points Per Game:
First Half=B+
First Quarter=B+

Passing Yards:

First Half=C
First Quarter=D

Rushing Yards:

First Half=A
First Quarter=A

Defense
Points Allowed:

First Half=A
First Quarter= A

Yards Per Game:

First Half=A
First Quarter=B

Comments: The Steelers are now being touted as the team to beat the Patriots. They don’t need the pressure. If they concentrate on their studies at hand they should continue to succeed.
The rest of the teams…

Offense

Points Per Game:

First Half=A
First Quarter=B+

Passing Yards:

First Half=B
First Quarter=B

Rushing Yards:

First Half=C
First Quarter=C

Defense

Points Allowed:

First Half=F
First Quarter= D-

Yards Per Game:

First Half=F
First Quarter=F

Comments: The Browns have been overachievers on offense. It is apparent that they are compensating for a Special education ability level in Defense.

Offense

Points Per Game:

First Half=D
First Quarter=C

Passing Yards:

First Half=D+
First Quarter=B

Rushing Yards:

First Half=C
First Quarter=C+

Defense

Points Allowed:

First Half=C+
First Quarter= C

Yards Per Game:First Half=A
First Quarter=C-

Comments: Offensive grades are falling. The only conclusion we can come to is that the Ravens are on drugs.

Offense

Points Per Game:

First Half=B
First Quarter=B

Passing Yards:

First Half=B+
First Quarter=A

Rushing Yards:

First Half=D-
First Quarter=D

Defense

Points Allowed:

First Half=F
First Quarter= F

Yards Per Game:

First Half=F
First Quarter=D
Comments: The defense is what we faculty would like to call a “loser” but that isn’t very professional. They have slacked off in the running game as well and may as well drop out of school. They are looking like their older brothers we had in the 80’s-90’s.

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