NFC West First Quarter Report Card

We are a 1/4 way through the season and many teams have not performed as planned. We have decided that reports cards should be sent out. Some fans will be happy to see how their teams stack up. Some would like to use the genius plan I gave a kid walking home with me in the first grade…hide it underneath a car tire where your Mom will never find it. Grades are determined by where they rank in the league in each category. Feel free to praise or scold teams in the comment section below. Check out the other divisions as well.

Offense
Points Per Game: B-
Passing Yards: B
Rushing Yards: C

Defense
Points Allowed: B+
Yards Per Game: C

Comments: The Seahawks like their teacher and are performing well despite rumors of retirement. If they can apply themselves in the running game they could be invited to the after prom party.

The rest of the teams…

Offense
Points Per Game: F
Passing Yards: F
Rushing Yards: C

Defense
Points Allowed: C
Yards Per Game: B-

Comments: The Niners have not been applying themselves in all areas. A case of Mono has swept the class as well so there are several out sick that will not help matters.

Offense
Points Per Game: C+
Passing Yards: B-
Rushing Yards: C

Defense
Points Allowed: C+
Yards Per Game: B

Comments: The Cardinals are performing well this year. They have improved in many areas and could continue to do so.

Offense
Points Per Game: F
Passing Yards: D
Rushing Yards: D+

Defense
Points Allowed: D
Yards Per Game: B

Comments: The Rams are performing way below expectations. We are suggesting that the seek counselling to determine if they need to be in a “special” class.

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