NFC East First Quarter Report Card

We are a 1/4 way through the season and many teams have not performed as planned. We have decided that reports cards should be sent out. Some fans will be happy to see how their teams stack up. Some would like to use the genius plan I gave a kid walking home with me in the first grade…hide it underneath a car tire where your Mom will never find it. Grades are determined by where they rank in the league in each category. Feel free to praise or scold teams in the comment section below. Check out the other divisions as well.

Offense
Points Per Game: A
Passing Yards: A
Rushing Yards: B+

Defense
Points Allowed: B-
Yards Per Game: C

Comments: The Cowboys are becoming very popular this year. If they can bring up their already decent grades on defense they could be looking at a Prom King nod.

The rest of the teams…

Offense
Points Per Game: C-
Passing Yards: C-
Rushing Yards: B

Defense
Points Allowed: B
Yards Per Game: C+

Comments: The Redskins are exceeding expectations at this time. If they apply themselves they may be one of the teams invited to the after prom party.

Offense
Points Per Game: B-
Passing Yards: C
Rushing Yards: C

Defense
Points Allowed: D+
Yards Per Game: C+

Comments: We were very disappointed in the Giants performance on defense at the start of the year. It appears some staying after school has helped as it is improving.

Offense
Points Per Game: C
Passing Yards: C
Rushing Yards: B-

Defense
Points Allowed: B-
Yards Per Game: C

Comments: The Eagles brought their offensive grades up in a single week. this shows that if they apply themselves they can do the work…it’s just if they decide to apply themselves.

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