AFC South First Quarter Report Card

We are a 1/4 way through the season and many teams have not performed as planned. We have decided that reports cards should be sent out. Some fans will be happy to see how their teams stack up. Some would like to use the genius plan I gave a kid walking home with me in the first grade…hide it underneath a car tire where your Mom will never find it. Grades are determined by where they rank in the league in each category. Feel free to praise or scold teams in the comment section below. Check out the other divisions as well.

Offense
Points Per Game: A
Passing Yards: B+
Rushing Yards: B

Defense
Points Allowed: C+
Yards Per Game: B

Comments: The Colts are performing as expected. There have been kids out of class sick and we could see some grades improve upon their return.

The rest of the teams…

Offense
Points Per Game: D
Passing Yards: C-
Rushing Yards: C+

Defense
Points Allowed: A
Yards Per Game: A

Comments: The Jags expelled their QB just before the season. There isn’t much reason to believe the passing results would be any different but the running game has us concerned.

Offense
Points Per Game: B
Passing Yards: B
Rushing Yards: D+

Defense
Points Allowed: C+
Yards Per Game: C-

Comments: The Texans are performing above expectations in most areas. Sick days are hurting this team right now and they should improve upon the return of certain students.

Offense
Points Per Game: C+
Passing Yards: F
Rushing Yards: A

Defense
Points Allowed: B
Yards Per Game: D+

Comments: The Titans grades are all over the board. The higher grades have pulled the lower grades into a good average so far but for continued success they need to improve.

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