AFC North First Quarter Report Card

We are a 1/4 way through the season and many teams have not performed as planned. We have decided that reports cards should be sent out. Some fans will be happy to see how their teams stack up. Some would like to use the genius plan I gave a kid walking home with me in the first grade…hide it underneath a car tire where your Mom will never find it. Grades are determined by where they rank in the league in each category. Feel free to praise or scold teams in the comment section below. Check out the other divisions as well.

Offense

Points Per Game: B+

Passing Yards: D

Rushing Yards: A

Defense

Points Allowed: A

Yards Per Game: B

The rest of the teams…

Comments: The Steelers are working well for the new teacher. They are performing to their abilities and what is expected of them each year. Bringing the passing grade up will move them toward the top of the class.

Offense

Points Per Game: B+

Passing Yards: B

Rushing Yards: C

Defense

Points Allowed: D-

Yards Per Game: F

Comments: The Browns are performing much more than expected half of the day. The other half they do not seem motivated and need to put in some extra effort.

Offense

Points Per Game: C

Passing Yards: B

Rushing Yards: C+

Defense

Points Allowed: C

Yards Per Game: C-

Comments: There are concerns that the Ravens are not going to live up to the expectations they set for themselves last year. To this point they are turning in average work in areas that they usually excel.

Offense

Points Per Game: B

Passing Yards: A

Rushing Yards: D

Defense

Points Allowed: F

Yards Per Game: D

Comments: The Bengals have not been the same since they were surprised by a smaller kid on the playground that they were trying to bully. They have been exposed and need to apply themselves to save face.

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