AFC East First Quarter Report Card

We are a 1/4 way through the season and many teams have not performed as planned. We have decided that reports cards should be sent out. Some fans will be happy to see how their teams stack up. Some would like to use the genius plan I gave a kid walking home with me in the first grade…hide it underneath a car tire where your Mom will never find it. Grades are determined by where they rank in the league in each category. Feel free to praise or scold teams in the comment section below. Check out the other divisions as well.

Offense
Points Per Game: A
Passing Yards: B+
Rushing Yards: A

Defense
Points Allowed: A
Yards Per Game: A

Comments: The Patriots have been labeled as Bullies this year. So far they have taken the lunch money from anyone they have wanted to. There is little reason right now to think they will stop performing at a high level.

The rest of the teams…

Offense

Points Per Game: C

Passing Yards: B-

Rushing Yards: C-

Defense

Points Allowed: F

Yards Per Game: A

Comments: It’s tough being the new kid in school at times. Trent Green is trying to get to know the new grounds but isn’t getting help from all the other students. The defense needs to stop giving up so many points for this team to succeed.

Offense

Points Per Game: C-

Passing Yards: C

Rushing Yards: D-

Defense

Points Allowed: D

Yards Per Game: D-

Comments: The Jets are digging themselves a hole that they may not be able to get out of. The NFL class is hard to catch up in if you fall behind. They don’t seem to be applying themselves.

Offense

Points Per Game: F

Passing Yards: F

Rushing Yards: C

Defense

Points Allowed: C

Yards Per Game: F

Comments: Running the ball and stopping scores are the only thing the Bills are focusing on and they are average in both areas. Even before all the sick days the Losman kid was not working up to his potential.

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