This just keeps getting better. Michael Vick is stealing Pit Bulls and fighting them (which they would be useless unless this guy had bred and trained them to fight) for money to buy missiles from Iran and he is hiding Bin Laden in some small house in Virginia apparently as he has pledged his allegiance to al-Qaeda. This explains the whole airport incident.
This guy is a nut job or he is pretty damn funny. Either way, I hope Vick has to pay him the $63 Billion Dollars.
Here are some of my favorite quotes from the hand written lawsuit. pdf file can be read HERE.
“Michael Vick subjected me to microwave testing.”
“Michael Vick used drugs in school zones.”
“Michael Vick has to stop physically hurting my feelings and dashing my hopes.”