Our Hero comes to you from Dubuque, Iowa. As an eight year-old he was transplanted from Los Angeles to a small Iowa town in the middle of nowhere. His first claim to sports fame came on the neighborhood playground as a two sport star in football and baseball. At the age of twelve he surpassed Hank Aaron’s home run record in whiffle ball though few heard about it outside of Iowa University Avenue.
In school he participated in Football, Baseball, and Wrestling. In High School he decided to fight The Man and the rule about athletes having to have short hair. The Man won…our Hero develops a drinking and mousse problem and it’s all their fault.
He went on to obtain a Degree in Sociology and Criminal Justice. Today he works with at risk youth by day and neglects his family and the rest of his life by babbling about sports by night.
For the record, he does not claim to be an expert on anything. You cannot get back the time that you have wasted coming here so you may as well hang out and make the most of it, right?